My Simple Wish

My wish is not for a castle,
Perched on cliffs above the sea,
Or for a vine wrapped cottage,
Oh so quaint and twee.
I do not need a mansion,
Be it grand and palatial,
Or a remote country estate,
With fields so green and spacial.
I do not wish for hoards of gold,
Or diamonds, sparkling bright,
Navy sapphires, or black onyx
That gleams as dark as night.
I do not need gleaming opals,
Or rubies, deep cerise.
All I want is the kids to can it,
So I can poop in peace.