In a year and a half
I hope the real triathletes
Don't point and laugh.
I drew a doodle,
A swimmer with a dream
Of winning a trophy, a medal
And a triple ice cream.
I got to the class,
The coach had advice
To improve my position
And was super nice.
I did half the workout,
With a bit extra rest,
But whenever I breathed left,
Out popped my breast.
I swam 750 meters,
I didn't drown,
I will go back again,
I won't be wearing a frown.
I will get better!
This I cannot dispute!
But before I go back,
I need a new suit.
Who wouldn't want a trophy, a medal AND a triple scoop ice cream with a cherry on top!? |
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ReplyDeleteWAY TO GO!!!
and goddamnit. you ARE a real triathelete!!